tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via mrfizzlessaysyourelying)

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2 days ago

wishalittle:

thefinnishgypsy:

h-enna:

ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you

Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn

WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK THIS FUCKING COUNTRY HOLY FUCK FUCKKKKKK

what the actual FUCK is wrong with people?

This is disgusting

(Source: amy-beee, via lizvsreality)

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2 days ago
magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

(via heatherwhateverr)

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2 days ago

squidwurd:

I’m so glad bobs burger is a thing now

(Source: oill-spill, via buffywouldntdothat)

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2 days ago

squidwardtennis-balls:

Archer’s Burgers. Season 4 ep. 1

(via archerquotes)

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3 days ago

ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(Source: jehneeg, via dinkingaroundon)

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3 days ago
withmoore:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

boing boing

withmoore:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

boing boing

(Source: dragonfly22699, via laughingstation)

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3 days ago
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