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ilenoriathecat:

Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font 

You cannot rest when enemies are nearby

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

tyleroakley:

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried ‘bout Amanda Bynes.

tyleroakley:

fishingboatproceeds:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”

This is very true to my experience. 

EVERY INTERACTION I HAVE WITH MY NIECES & NEPHEWS.

floralpantsandtvscreens:

Aaron Paul on The Price is Right

imalittleredtorvette:

#I AM IN LOVE WITH A 72 YEAR OLD MAN

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

whimsiesandmusings:

acetrainerkamau:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

I want a dog so I can try this :)

funfreacksnc:

where do you buy rory williams

i want a rory williams

#how I make my comebacks